I’m sure at one point Peter would have been expecting a Wedding before Infinity War and Endgame happened.. (Seems he was mislead just like Tom was during the filming days! haha.)
Peter thought his Parker Luck would give him a break for a second but…. guess not. No father figures for you. (Also on Instagram)
If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point
My mom does this and my dad always watches her. She thinks he’s not paying attention, but last year he remembered the ones she liked and used that knowledge to get her a custom scented candle for their anniversary. He had it named “Target Sniffs”.
this is the cutest addition to this post I could have ever asked for
some kid in the mcu: *discovers they have superpowers* — their friends, already on twitter: @TonyStark please adopt my friend theyve got superpowers and theyre very gay and they need a dad
Tony Stark, seeing these gay superkids and then looking at the tower already filled w rooms for the superpowered youngsters he’s taken under his wing: Pepper we need to build another floor. Or maybe just a new tower
Pepper: Tony how do you expect to legally take in all these children. It’s not possible
I have two tabs open. one is tumblr. I am 160 posts back on my dashboard - I have made it back to the place I left off the night before.
satisfied, I open the second tab to pull up a post-avengers fanfic. everyone lives together in stark tower - each of them has their own floor. for no explained reason, loki shares thor’s. no one questions that he has not been arrested. the team has friday evening movie nights. at breakfast, thor eats all of tony’s pop tarts.
